The Grocery List

The Grocery List

If you are going to the store,
Yes,
I do need
A few things.

Popcorn, onions,
Bread, health care,
For all,
The generic is fine.
A half gallon of
Milk, whole, not 2 %

Coffee
A new roof.
These are urgent, by the way.
As is cat food,
Canned salmon Friskies
Or he won't eat it.

AA batteries,
Fresh tomatoes,
Hand soap,
True Love
I don't care about looks,
Has to be smart,
And know how to laugh
Or it just won't work.
The serious stuff tends to fall apart around here.
Garlic,
Olive oil

Chocolate, unsweetened for baking,
And
If you can find it,
A little good government. 
But
Neither of these have been in stock lately.

Payment?
Here's my grocery money
For this week,
And did you need my eye teeth
Ouch!
My first born son? Sorry,
I haven't one.
My right arm? 
Here you go.

That
Should be
All